Our Services
Born in Bend, built for Bend — we combine professional-grade equipment with a no-BS approach to leave your home or business windows looking flawless. Whether you’re in Northwest Crossing, Old Farm District, or anywhere in Deschutes County, we’ll bring the sparkle (and sarcasm) straight to your panes.
We offer:
Residential & commercial window cleaning
Exterior and interior cleans
Solar Panles
The Basic Wipe
$150 (Exterior Only, up to 15 windows)
For the glassholes who just need the outside to sparkle. We scrub down your exterior windows and make them shine like your ex never did. No ladders, no nonsense, just crystal-clear views.
The Full Exposure
$400 (Inside & Out, up to 20 windows)
We go all the way — inside and out. This service includes both sides of your windows plus screen cleaning and sill wipe-downs. Perfect for real estate listings, in-laws visiting, or just a serious glow-up.
The Glasshole Special
$800+ (Deluxe Deep Clean – Custom Quote)
For the true degenerates of dirt. We handle high windows, paint splatter, hard water stains, deep grime, and full screen wash. Includes ladder work, detailing, and us judging your window neglect — lovingly.
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