Bend Window Cleaning Service
“I can’t recommend Glyeb’s window cleaning service enough! He was professional, punctual, and left my windows sparkling clean — it’s like I’m seeing the world in HD now. On top of that, he also cleaned our solar panels, which hadn’t been touched in years. Not only do they look brand new, but I’ve already noticed a boost in our energy output.
Glyeb clearly takes pride in his work, pays attention to the little details, and is just a genuinely kind and trustworthy person. If you’re looking for someone who does top-tier work with zero hassle, Glyeb is your guy. Will definitely be calling him again!”
Explore our services
The Basic Wipe
$150 (Exterior Only, up to 15 windows)
For the glassholes who just need the outside to sparkle. We scrub down your exterior windows and make them shine like your ex never did. No ladders, no nonsense, just crystal-clear views.
The Full Exposure
$400(Inside & Out, up to 20 windows)
We go all the way — inside and out. This service includes both sides of your windows plus screen cleaning and sill wipe-downs. Perfect for real estate listings, in-laws visiting, or just a serious glow-up.
The Glasshole Special
$800+ (Deluxe Deep Clean – Custom Quote)
For the true degenerates of dirt. We handle high windows, paint splatter, hard water stains, deep grime, and full screen wash. Includes ladder work, detailing, and us judging your window neglect — lovingly.
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Get to
know us
Welcome to Glassholes Window Cleaning, your locally owned and attitude-powered window cleaning service right here in Bend, Oregon. We’re not your average cleaners — we’re the Glassholes — known for our crystal-clear results, unmatched personality, and hilarious customer service.
Born in Bend, built for Bend — we combine professional-grade equipment with a no-BS approach to leave your home or business windows looking flawless. Whether you’re in Northwest Crossing, Old Farm District, or anywhere in Deschutes County, we’ll bring the sparkle (and sarcasm) straight to your panes.
We offer:
Residential & commercial window cleaning
Solar Panels
Exterior and interior cleans
Hard water stain removal
And yes, we do it all with a wink and a squeegee.
Our goal is simple: make your windows shine and make you laugh. Because in a town as awesome as Bend, you deserve service that’s spotless and unforgettable.
Glyeb-Owner (Total Glasshole)
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